Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2010 11:21:30 GMT -5
Willie McCoy had been a jerk before he died. Being dead didn't change that. He sat across from Greta, wearing a loud plaid sport jacket. The polyester pants were primary Crayola green. His short black hair was slicked back from a thin triangular face. He had always reminded her of a bit player in a gangster movie. The kind that sells information, runs errands, and is expendable.
Of course now that Willie was a vampire, the expendable part didn't count anymore. But he was still selling information and running errands. No, death hadn't changed him much. but just in case, she avoided looking directly into his eyes. it was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket. It was a new category for her.
We sat in the quiet air-conditioned hush of my office. The powder blue walls, which Bert, my boss, thought would be soothing, made the room feel cool.
"Mind if I smoke?"He asked
"Yes," She said, "I do."
"Damn, you aren't gonna make this easy, are you?"
She looked directly at him for a moment. His eyes were still brown. He caught her looking and she looked down at her desk.
Willie laughed, a wheezing snicker of a sound. The laugh hadn't changed. "Geez, I love it. You're afraid of me."
"Not afraid, just cautious." She replied
"You don't have to admit it. I can smell the fear on you, almost like somethin' touching my face, my brain. You're afraid of me 'cause I'm a vampire."
Greta shrugged; what could she say? How do you lie to someone who can smell your fear?
"Why are you here, Willie?"She asked.
"About time we get right down to business." He teased.
Greta sighed. She was going to kill Bert for this. All he cared about was how much money he was getting out of something.
"Someones killing vampires all over the city. And not the weak ones. The older powerful ones. The master wants you to investigate these killings. We aren't killed that easily Greta. You of all should know that." He said.
She burst out into laughter. Her eyes began to tear up she was laughing so hard. They started roll down her cheeks. Willie started to snarl a little. She started to calm down a little bit.
"You want ME? The executioner to investigate why someones killing your vampires? God Willie I knew you were stupid but not this stupid." She said.
She was still giggling a little.
He got up and started to head for the door.
"She isn't going to like this." He said.
And just as he came he left as fast as he could.
Greta could care less if someone was killing old powerful vampires. It just made her job 100 times easier.
She had one more client tonight. Hopefully Bert didn't schedule anymore dead beings.
Of course now that Willie was a vampire, the expendable part didn't count anymore. But he was still selling information and running errands. No, death hadn't changed him much. but just in case, she avoided looking directly into his eyes. it was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket. It was a new category for her.
We sat in the quiet air-conditioned hush of my office. The powder blue walls, which Bert, my boss, thought would be soothing, made the room feel cool.
"Mind if I smoke?"He asked
"Yes," She said, "I do."
"Damn, you aren't gonna make this easy, are you?"
She looked directly at him for a moment. His eyes were still brown. He caught her looking and she looked down at her desk.
Willie laughed, a wheezing snicker of a sound. The laugh hadn't changed. "Geez, I love it. You're afraid of me."
"Not afraid, just cautious." She replied
"You don't have to admit it. I can smell the fear on you, almost like somethin' touching my face, my brain. You're afraid of me 'cause I'm a vampire."
Greta shrugged; what could she say? How do you lie to someone who can smell your fear?
"Why are you here, Willie?"She asked.
"About time we get right down to business." He teased.
Greta sighed. She was going to kill Bert for this. All he cared about was how much money he was getting out of something.
"Someones killing vampires all over the city. And not the weak ones. The older powerful ones. The master wants you to investigate these killings. We aren't killed that easily Greta. You of all should know that." He said.
She burst out into laughter. Her eyes began to tear up she was laughing so hard. They started roll down her cheeks. Willie started to snarl a little. She started to calm down a little bit.
"You want ME? The executioner to investigate why someones killing your vampires? God Willie I knew you were stupid but not this stupid." She said.
She was still giggling a little.
He got up and started to head for the door.
"She isn't going to like this." He said.
And just as he came he left as fast as he could.
Greta could care less if someone was killing old powerful vampires. It just made her job 100 times easier.
She had one more client tonight. Hopefully Bert didn't schedule anymore dead beings.